EPISODE 36: 10 SEXY THINGS YOU CAN DO THIS WEEKEND
You know that Sunday night feeling when you sadly reflect back on your measly 2 days off and realize you did absolutely nothing fun at all?
Well, get ready to kiss that ‘Sunday Night Sad’ goodbye!
Check out this episode where I have compiled a list of 10 things you can do this weekend that are SEXY, CHEAP and FUN — just like me!
Ranging from absolutely free to nothing all that insane, this is the perfect list to wake up your sex life. The time is now! Have fun. Be adventurous. Stop leaving pleasure on the table!
NUMBER 10 — VISIT A LOCAL SEX TOY STORE
There are lots of local sex toy shops and many of them are not repulsive at all. In Los Angeles, NY and Chicago, I highly recommend The Pleasure Chest. If you’re looking for something kinkier in LA, check out The Stockroom. In NY, Babeland is a fantastic shop and I’m a big fan of Good Vibrations in San Francisco. These are all brick and mortar shops but they also have online stores. If you can’t go to a local shop with your boo, check out some of the amazing stores online together and enjoy a virtual naughty shopping trip.
NUMBER 9 — TAKE A SEX EDUCATION CLASS
Many of the major sex toy shops offer live classes but there are also several places online, where you seriously your sex skills and basic knowledge. Grab a laptop, cuddle up and get your learn on. This article from September, 2018 on Mashable offers links to 20 Online Resources For Sex Education. Smart is the new sexy.
NUMBER 8 — GET A ROOM AT A NEARBY CHEAP MOTEL
Hotel sex is fun. Cheap motel sex takes it to a whole new level. But, before you get stabbed in a darkened hallway, do a little research on Trip Advisor to see what others have said about that nearby no-tell motel with free HBO. Manage your expectations, this is for a fun, deliberately sleazy outing. Safety first! So here’s an excellent tarp to put on a sketchy bed to add an extra layer of kink and sanitation to your night.
NUMBER 7 — NAKED DAY!
Spend the whole day naked with your boo. Obviously, this means don’t leave the house. However, if you live in a nudist resort and want to do something freaky, leave your house wearing pants. Crazy!
NUMBER 6 — DON’T DO THIS, IT’S TOTALLY ILLEGAL
Yes, sneaking a quickie in a nearby Open House sounds super sexy and dangerous but it’s illegal. Whatever you do, don’t find a secluded spot behind a locked door and get busy. It’s illegal and you can get arrested.
NUMBER 5 — HAVE SEX IN EVERY SINGLE ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE
If you have a 200 square foot apartment, this might not be much of a challenge. If you live in this house, you’d better hydrate.
NUMBER 4 — ROLE PLAYING
You hit a local bar and order a drink. A minute or two later, your partner comes in and tries to pick you up. For the night, you both construct fake identities, backgrounds and even a British accent if you want to put in the labour. Have fun, take this as far as possible and if you’re in a hotel bar, go straight up to your room that has already been checked into. Extra credit if one of you goes by the name Mr. Gladstone.
NUMBER 3 — GO TO A SEX CLUB OR LIFESTYLE PARTY
At a sex club or a lifestyle party, your boundaries will be respected better than just about anywhere else. Consent is a big part of the conversation. But how to find these places? Check out lifestyle website Kasidie.com for links to local and national lifestyle clubs and events. SDC.com is another source for adults seeking all sorts of information. There are also several adult play parties you can find through MeetUp.com and Eventbrite.com. Go online and do some research. Chances are, there’s an event or club not far from you. Also, when it comes to rules and communication, you must be as clear as possible before you get there. Here’s a great article about How To Prepare For Your First Orgy Or Sex Party, written by my friend and favourite Canadian, Dr. Jessica O’Reilly.
NUMBER 2 — DO SOMETHING WACKY TOGETHER
Your pre-gaming doesn’t always have to include sex. My husband and I went ax throwing one night. It was ridiculous and so much fun. Whether it’s bowling, a tango lesson at a local ballroom dance studio or a trippy artistic immersion — the whole point is staying connected to each other. The nookie will follow. Find fun, new, weird things and do them together. Your genitals will thank you later.
NUMBER 1 — BUY THIS REMOTE CONTROLLED VIBRATOR
Hours and hours of fun will be had when you purchase one of my all-time favorite sex toys. One of you puts the vibrator in their underwear. Then you give the remote control to your partner…and BUZZ-ANG! You’re going to have an incredibly fun night.
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