“You can get a giant bag of meatballs and sex toys in the same place. Which, by the way, add some cheese and it sounds like the perfect vacation spot for me.”
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“The first thing I notice about the mobile massage therapist is that she doesn’t have a massage table.”
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“I don’t see women and men. I see me…and somebody I’m interested in.”
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“The names you’re about to share with each other might be a little…surprising.”
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“A YES is not meaningful, unless a NO is an equally valid option without any negative consequences.”
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“If you’ve rubbed and tugged 5,000 guys, you’re just a regular lady. 10,000? You are a hooker.”
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“I walked into Playboy TV thinking I’d seen it all, knew it all and done it all. Within about a half hour, I realized I’d seen nothing, knew nothing and had done absolutely nothing.”
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