POPGRINDR -- SONGS SET TO ACTUAL GAY PICK UP LINES
Grindr. Launched in 2009, it’s been called “the world’s biggest, scariest, gay bar” by Vanity Fair. And they ought to know.
A location-based social networking and dating app used in almost every corner of the planet, Grindr reportedly has over 20 million members with an average of 3.6 million men using the app everyday — especially closeted Republicans who like to unwind with rent boys after an exhausting day of legislating against gay rights. See ya soon, Lindsey!
After you download Grindr, you enter what you’re looking for on your personal profile, what you can offer to other lucky people, and then you get all sorts of matches. Plus it tells you how close they are. Hot daddy with smelly feet 30 yards away!
Hooking up with randos was never so easy!
If you’re still not clear, here’s how it all works, courtesy of Conan O’Brien and Billy Eichner.
On this episode, I speak to my favorite new musical genius Adam Shenk, who after receiving tons of ridiculous pick up lines on Grindr, decided to set the worst of the worst to music. He created an Instagram page called @popgrindr and the rest is history. His jingles are quite beautiful and Adam is clearly very talented. Thousands of followers agree.
When he’s not creating beautiful jingles out of load-blowing requests, Adam is a mainstream singer/songwriter who is legit talented. Here’s his youtube channel. Hire him to play at your event, while you can still afford him.
I ask Adam what his rules are for jinglefying a pick up line, he plays some of his favorite songs and then I ask him to create a very special jingle on the spot, just for me. It’s quite lovely, you won’t want to miss it.
Also, if you’re ever in Southeastern New Jersey and looking to have anonymous sex, consider The Swan Motel in Linden. As heard on @popgrindr, the Swan Motel is on Route 1.
Walking distance to Home Depot AND Applebees!