Welcome Back! This week I proudly present my most popular episode of all time, My Happy Ending Massage. As you're about to hear, this night was actually part of an amazing, three-day smutstravaganza I went on in Las Vegas. Don't judge. I was away from home for weeks.
Welcome Back!
This week I proudly present my most popular episode of all time:
My Happy Ending Massage!
As you’re about to hear, this night was actually part of an amazing, three-day Smutstravaganza™ I went on in Las Vegas.
Don’t judge.
I was away from home for weeks. I was facing a big birthday. I was dehydrated. Whatever the reason may be, I did engage in some very questionable behavior and you’re about to hear all about 2/3 of that behavior. The final piece will be revealed in my memoir. It’s worth the wait.
To briefly set the table, I’d been working in Las Vegas for several weeks, shooting season 5 of our show Swing, which was all about monogamous couples trying the swinging lifestyle. Just about every night was spent in the middle of the most sex-charged atmosphere you could ever imagine. Plus, we could never find good gluten free pizza.
As a result, I was more than a little frustrated.
So, here’s a trip back to the penultimate night of a smutty three day bender. A night that literally changed my life forever.
Other than the bad pizza, I don’t regret a thing.
But wait, there’s more!!!
At 24:10 don’t miss a Screw Confession where a highly ambitious woman absolutely loses it when things get a little too deep.
NOTES
At 11:58, my dear Canadian friend, Sex & Relationship Expert, Dr. Jessica O’Reilly makes an appearance. One of my favorite people on the planet, I look at Jess as my Great White North Star of Sex.
To follow Jessica O’ Reilly go to:
www.sexwithdrjess.com
@SexWithDrJess
To read this story and see many other fun, completely uncensored stories about my time as Head of Programming at Playboy TV, check out my writing on Medium.com
Oh…and according to Yelp, the Bad Attitude Boutique on East Sahara Avenue, is permanently closed. No word on the lady in the track suit.
CORRECTION: I originally reported that the floor was cheap vinyl tile. That was incorrect. It was cheap laminate. I do not regret any of the mistakes made in this recording.
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